But the Count encountered by the rodent superspy must have been a previous incarnation, as he was still out for blood. Yep, he’d rather sink his beak into a carrot or a broccoli sandwich than a vein.Ĭount Duckula was a spin-off from Dangermouse, in which a vampire duck first made an appearance. Duckula’s hapless Hen Nanny accidentally uses tomato ketchup instead of blood during the rite, and so the latest incarnation of the quacking Count is reborn… a vegetarian.
This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite, that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius… The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.” The counts of Duckula! Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Sesame Street knock knock jokes? ( June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes).Who’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s least favorite Sesame Street character?… Oscar.Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!.
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.What is Ernie’s favorite saying?… The early Bert gets the worm!.Why doesn’t Sesame Street have any movies?… Because it already has an Oscar.Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?… “Earn” – ie.Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Sesame Street?.I’m surprised Metallica hasn’t been on Sesame Street… After all they are the Master of Puppets.Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” ( Ice Cream Jokes).How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies?… With Cookie Dough.